I make jokes about my medical issues because it’s easier than facing the fact that I’ll be living in severe pain the rest of my life.
the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man
“… Ok but u didn’t seem traumatized before”
ahah yeah it’s because I was repressing it so that it could age like fine wine and slap me in the face later
one of the most annoying things about me is that i constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
Signs you grew up lonely
- Chasing people who don’t want you
-Making up lots of stories and worlds
-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to
-Excessive reading
-Daydreaming
-Clinging emotionally to others
-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group
-Excessive baths
-Talking to oneself
-Obsessive friendships
-Excessive helpfulness
Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox
I fucking forgot that I reblogged this and woke up to some weird shit lmao
i don’t want real compliments tbh i just wanna hear the most ominous stuff ppl could come up with
Ominous positivity hell yeah
